Nov. 15th, 2009

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I think we are just as confused as he is. Seriously, get off the fence and pick one side or the other.
Illinois


Actually, I don't think he's confused. I think you are. Did you ever think that maybe there's not a fence? Or that maybe there's a difference between sex, gender, and gender identity?

An acquaintance has a shirt that says,"Gender is not binary." Think about it really hard, person of Walmart. (I think I'll shorten that to POW from now on. The double meaning's nice).
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The real lady marmalade…..not the sexy french song version, the fruit preserve.
Tennessee


Well, damn. I get away with this stuff all the time and I'm sure as hell not on POW.

Wait! I forgot. I'm 19, 118 pounds, and you all are trying to look up my skirt, not complaining about it. Talk about discrimination. Don't we all deserve to be sexually harassed equally?

(And don't tell me I'm "asking" for it. Does having their fly open mean males are just BEGGING for unwanted sexual attention? Yeah, I thought so).
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I’m not even going to thing about pick-pocketing this guy. Honestly, where is that chain wallet going into because that doesn’t look like a pocket to me.
Texas


Kid, I don't know where you're coming from, but that looks like a brilliant idea to me. I guess you never developed those good habits. You know, like winding the strap on your bag around your ankle or draping a hand over it at all times or keeping an eye on it when strangers talk to you because it might be a diversion so somebody else can slip in your stuff and jack the valuables while you're busy talking. (Lost an iPod that way).

If nobody wants to go down there (if I tried this, results would be bad), then your money, credit/debit cards, forms of identification, and other various items that are important to have for societal reasons are safe!
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Wow, nothing says “I know how to make friends” like a shirt that incorporates computers AND farting!
Ohio


If this were on an attractive young male it would be hilarious.

(If you still insist otherwise, then don't deny that at the very least he wouldn't be on POW).
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He’s like the Energizer Bunny! He Keeps Pimpin’ and Pimpin’ and Pimpin’!
Florida


Tally of photographs placed in "Pimps" category so far:
1 white
1 unidentified (that jacket is amazing)
6 black

Something seems off to me about this.
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That is not even close to being a natural color. I’m pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere by mixing alien saliva, Smurf blood, and ecstasy.
Florida



That is not even close to being a natural color. I’m pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere by people Manic Panic hired to make products for freaks like me.

But I look pretty in this picture, so it's all right! It's just fat people who can't have unnatural hair colors! Ah, right. I'd seriously rethink your position there.
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Oh sorry buddy, I didn’t know you were in such a hurry to go shopping for a new TV that you had to haul ass out of the trailer without a shirt or pair of shoes. I’m pretty sure Vizio decided to make more than one TV to sell, but what do I know, right?
Oklahoma


Clearly, good sir, you are mistaken. This man was lounging beside the pool on his 50 acre estate when he discovered that his dog's television broke. Never one to let poor Spike suffer, he immediately hauled ass to WalMart for a temporary replacement until he could buy a bigger TV from a better brand.

If you're wondering why his hired staff isn't at WalMart buying it, that's because they were cleaning up Spike's diarrheal explosion that he dragged through five rooms in the mansion. Poor thing goes crazy without his television.
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