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That is not even close to being a natural color. I’m pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere by mixing alien saliva, Smurf blood, and ecstasy.
Florida



That is not even close to being a natural color. I’m pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere by people Manic Panic hired to make products for freaks like me.

But I look pretty in this picture, so it's all right! It's just fat people who can't have unnatural hair colors! Ah, right. I'd seriously rethink your position there.
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The real lady marmalade…..not the sexy french song version, the fruit preserve.
Tennessee


Well, damn. I get away with this stuff all the time and I'm sure as hell not on POW.

Wait! I forgot. I'm 19, 118 pounds, and you all are trying to look up my skirt, not complaining about it. Talk about discrimination. Don't we all deserve to be sexually harassed equally?

(And don't tell me I'm "asking" for it. Does having their fly open mean males are just BEGGING for unwanted sexual attention? Yeah, I thought so).

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