This just got personal

[mocking_people_of_walmart]

That is not even close to being a natural color. I’m pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere by mixing alien saliva, Smurf blood, and ecstasy.
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That is not even close to being a natural color. I’m pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere by people Manic Panic hired to make products for freaks like me.

But I look pretty in this picture, so it's all right! It's just fat people who can't have unnatural hair colors! Ah, right. I'd seriously rethink your position there.