mocking_people_of_walmart

That is not even close to being a natural color. I’m pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere by mixing alien saliva, Smurf blood, and ecstasy.
Florida


That is not even close to being a natural color. I’m pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere by people Manic Panic hired to make products for freaks like me.

But I look pretty in this picture, so it's all right! It's just fat people who can't have unnatural hair colors! Ah, right. I'd seriously rethink your position there.

Wow, nothing says “I know how to make friends” like a shirt that incorporates computers AND farting!
Ohio

If this were on an attractive young male it would be hilarious.

(If you still insist otherwise, then don't deny that at the very least he wouldn't be on POW).

Sorry buddy, but unfortunately they don’t sell anything that will replace the lack of love and affection from your father growing up.
Virginia

Sorry, person of WalMart. I don't think they sell tolerance or an open mind either.

I’m not even going to thing about pick-pocketing this guy. Honestly, where is that chain wallet going into because that doesn’t look like a pocket to me.
Texas

Kid, I don't know where you're coming from, but that looks like a brilliant idea to me. I guess you never developed those good habits. You know, like winding the strap on your bag around your ankle or draping a hand over it at all times or keeping an eye on it when strangers talk to you because it might be a diversion so somebody else can slip in your stuff and jack the valuables while you're busy talking. (Lost an iPod that way).

If nobody wants to go down there (if I tried this, results would be bad), then your money, credit/debit cards, forms of identification, and other various items that are important to have for societal reasons are safe!

I think we are just as confused as he is. Seriously, get off the fence and pick one side or the other.
Illinois

Actually, I don't think he's confused. I think you are. Did you ever think that maybe there's not a fence? Or that maybe there's a difference between sex, gender, and gender identity?

An acquaintance has a shirt that says,"Gender is not binary." Think about it really hard, person of Walmart. (I think I'll shorten that to POW from now on. The double meaning's nice).