But what about me?!

[mocking_people_of_walmart]

The real lady marmalade…..not the sexy french song version, the fruit preserve.
Tennessee

Well, damn. I get away with this stuff all the time and I'm sure as hell not on POW.

Wait! I forgot. I'm 19, 118 pounds, and you all are trying to look up my skirt, not complaining about it. Talk about discrimination. Don't we all deserve to be sexually harassed equally?

(And don't tell me I'm "asking" for it. Does having their fly open mean males are just BEGGING for unwanted sexual attention? Yeah, I thought so).